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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you choose a job you love, you’ll never have to work a day in your life!! because the field you’re interested in isn’t hiring

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Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth

beardhairdontcare:

Three straight boys walk into a bar.
Haha and then what ;)

(via turkeyinacan)

puncircumcised:

*mobile blogs in front of computer*

(via eposetties)

 You’re not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.

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Happy Birthday, Matthew Gray Gubler!

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grey-knight:

mindsuckr:

Source

I can’t stop laughing

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“If someday the moon calls you by your name don’t be surprised,
Because every night I tell her about you.”

Shahrazad al-Khalij (via asdfghjkllove)

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elouvator:

moshingwithyourmom:

elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

Then please explain why you do wear make up Hm?

this might surprise u but people sometimes do things for themselves

(via ladyofhuntingandhobbits)

the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

(Source: queerbiologist, via ladyofhuntingandhobbits)